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DROW
26th May 2008, 05:03 PM
estoy lo lei en alternative history forum y en verdad muchas estan para morirse de la risa:
1-A small step for chicken, a giant leap for humor" chicken before crossing the road
2-Dance like a butterfly, sting like a .... OW!" Muhammad Ali, right before knockout by George Foreman
3-AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! "The caveman who first discovered how to make fire- by accidentally
setting himself alight
4-"Yes, we gassed a couple of Jews. So what? Look at all the good things we did! We set up dozens of extremely successful corporations, we set up the autobahn, and do we get thanked? No! Everyone gets mad because a couple of Jews were killed! Heck, no one even mentions the gays, disabled, retarded, gypsies, Slavs, and other people we killed, just the Jews! What is with those people?" Adolph Hitler, writing his memoirs, 1954.
5-We don't need to public education. We don't need no gun contro" The main lyrics to a song by Pink Floyd, an evangelistic Christian rock band
6-"Ehh, these apples don't really live up to the hype." Adam to Eve after biting the apple from the tree of knowledge
7-I'm not the bloody messiah! Now will you all stop bothering me so I can get back to my carpentry? yeesh!" Jesus the Carpenter of Nazareth
8-"You MORONS! Didn't you find the TALKING SNAKE to be a bit 'out of the ordinary'!??!?" God to Adam and Eve
9-"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. And that's me. Give me a rock."Jesus
10-"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SON OF A BITCH!" Jesus on the Cross
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4:20
26th May 2008, 05:12 PM
caca

Tuffstuff
26th May 2008, 05:19 PM
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pulsoincognito
26th May 2008, 05:24 PM
Que tal esta: When Shit have a value, poor people will born without an ass... En buen castellano: Cuando la mierda tenga valor, los pobres naceran sin culo. Es un clasico. I love it :-)

ValeWale
26th May 2008, 05:25 PM
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i clicked ok and nothing happened :(

darkfey
26th May 2008, 05:26 PM
:smiley5: :confused: :eek: :crash:

Tuffstuff
26th May 2008, 05:27 PM
i clicked ok and nothing happened :(
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DROW
26th May 2008, 05:52 PM
otras mas jejejee
11-"Everybody expects Jesus to come again. Big deal. Now making woman come twice, that's something." anonymous
12-One small step for ma.....ohhhhh, uuuuuuh ,is that chewing gum? IS THAT CHEWING GUM?! Christ man, someone cleanup this set....if this wasnt rehearsal....oh Jesus man, ive got chewing gum all over my shoes....Christ...Buzz, look at this man, look AT THIS!!!!! ' Neil Armstrong 1969
13-"Let my people get weekends off." Moses
14-"I say we take off, and nuke the whole place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Supreme Commander, US Forces, Afghanistan, frustrated after searching for Osama Bin Laden for the best part of a decade
15-"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945
16-"Madness? This is...where are we again?" King Leonidas consulting with his speechwriter after he had a memory lapse about what town they were in.
17-".....For tonight we dine in HELL!!" King Leonidas informing his personal bodyguard of their dinner reservations at Sparta's newest upscale restaurant/bistro.
18-"Oh my God... it's full of stars!" US astronaut David Bowman, upon entering his local Planet Hollywood
19-"And you... Who are you, anyway? Julius Caesar, to Brutus (wearing a linen ski mask)
20-"Get rich or at least have fun trying." Queens street kid-turned-soft drink tycoon Curtis Jackson in the introduction to his autobiography 50 Cent, in which he recalls how a 50 cents-per-cup lemonade stand turned into a multimillion-dollar beverage empire

Tuffstuff
26th May 2008, 05:56 PM
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Darth Truder
26th May 2008, 06:13 PM
9-"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. And that's me. Give me a rock."Jesus



:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:



que cabron. Me meo!!!!

DROW
26th May 2008, 07:11 PM
"I have a dream. A dream of five naked boys and baby oil..." Michael Joseph Jackson, the first black president of the United States, in his first State of the Union Address, shortly before his impeachment and trial.
"Remember Pearl Harbor!" slogan from a popular 1940s advertising campaign promoting Pearl Harbor and other attractions in the Honolulu area to vacationing Americans from the mainland
"LOL! LOL! #WTF :-))))) Itt WORKKS" Morse's first telegraph message
!Power Unlimited Power! Pope Benedict XIV aka Palpitane

Welcome to Jonestown...DON'T drink the kool-aid."Jim Jones
"Dr Livingstone I presume" Stanley speculate on the origin of some meat he is offered by a local tribe
"This pork rib is deliscious. You should try some" Moses

El_Cid
26th May 2008, 08:20 PM
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El Emo Jisjoper.
26th May 2008, 09:05 PM
Tuffstuff es tan fuuuuuunny con sus fotitos, me recuerda a Paneto y los smilies. :rolleyes:

Tuffstuff
26th May 2008, 09:11 PM
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No sabia que Carlitos colon tenia un hermano en la lucha tambien.

Super Kanky Tony
26th May 2008, 10:40 PM
No sabia que Carlitos colon tenia un hermano en la lucha tambien.

wow...espero que se te haya quedado el :rolleyes: