DROW
26th May 2008, 05:03 PM
estoy lo lei en alternative history forum y en verdad muchas estan para morirse de la risa:
1-A small step for chicken, a giant leap for humor" chicken before crossing the road
2-Dance like a butterfly, sting like a .... OW!" Muhammad Ali, right before knockout by George Foreman
3-AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! "The caveman who first discovered how to make fire- by accidentally
setting himself alight
4-"Yes, we gassed a couple of Jews. So what? Look at all the good things we did! We set up dozens of extremely successful corporations, we set up the autobahn, and do we get thanked? No! Everyone gets mad because a couple of Jews were killed! Heck, no one even mentions the gays, disabled, retarded, gypsies, Slavs, and other people we killed, just the Jews! What is with those people?" Adolph Hitler, writing his memoirs, 1954.
5-We don't need to public education. We don't need no gun contro" The main lyrics to a song by Pink Floyd, an evangelistic Christian rock band
6-"Ehh, these apples don't really live up to the hype." Adam to Eve after biting the apple from the tree of knowledge
7-I'm not the bloody messiah! Now will you all stop bothering me so I can get back to my carpentry? yeesh!" Jesus the Carpenter of Nazareth
8-"You MORONS! Didn't you find the TALKING SNAKE to be a bit 'out of the ordinary'!??!?" God to Adam and Eve
9-"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. And that's me. Give me a rock."Jesus
10-"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SON OF A BITCH!" Jesus on the Cross
:lmao:
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1-A small step for chicken, a giant leap for humor" chicken before crossing the road
2-Dance like a butterfly, sting like a .... OW!" Muhammad Ali, right before knockout by George Foreman
3-AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! "The caveman who first discovered how to make fire- by accidentally
setting himself alight
4-"Yes, we gassed a couple of Jews. So what? Look at all the good things we did! We set up dozens of extremely successful corporations, we set up the autobahn, and do we get thanked? No! Everyone gets mad because a couple of Jews were killed! Heck, no one even mentions the gays, disabled, retarded, gypsies, Slavs, and other people we killed, just the Jews! What is with those people?" Adolph Hitler, writing his memoirs, 1954.
5-We don't need to public education. We don't need no gun contro" The main lyrics to a song by Pink Floyd, an evangelistic Christian rock band
6-"Ehh, these apples don't really live up to the hype." Adam to Eve after biting the apple from the tree of knowledge
7-I'm not the bloody messiah! Now will you all stop bothering me so I can get back to my carpentry? yeesh!" Jesus the Carpenter of Nazareth
8-"You MORONS! Didn't you find the TALKING SNAKE to be a bit 'out of the ordinary'!??!?" God to Adam and Eve
9-"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. And that's me. Give me a rock."Jesus
10-"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SON OF A BITCH!" Jesus on the Cross
:lmao:
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