Iron Ninja
3rd February 2003, 11:45 PM
Someone get me Capcom's number!!!!!!!!!
I have the most wicked idea for a videogame: COCKFIGHTER!!!!!!!
Imagine this: A huge eye appears. Slowly, the camera goes farther and farther away from the eye, revealing a rooster (cock, in case you thought it was some dildo fighting game). The rooster looks at the camera and..............KUAKUAAAA!!!!!!!!! COCKFIGHTER..............press START.
You choose from 50 fighting cocks, each with special moves, such as The Beak Of Death, The Feathered Ninja Attack, and The Fireballs Of Coamo. You fight other cocks in different cockfighting rings. You train your cock and pit them in a fight to the death. The last boss is a genetically engineered behemoth of a cock called King Cock, who escaped Picu, and is out for revenge. Here's a pic of King Cock:
http://www.webspawner.com/users/sfgfasgfs/dhghg.jpg
This games gonna make me a rich bastard. Streetfighter, Mortal Kombat, Fatal Fury- They're gonna look like a junior high school fight. Cockfighter is gonna blow them all away!!!!!!!
I have the most wicked idea for a videogame: COCKFIGHTER!!!!!!!
Imagine this: A huge eye appears. Slowly, the camera goes farther and farther away from the eye, revealing a rooster (cock, in case you thought it was some dildo fighting game). The rooster looks at the camera and..............KUAKUAAAA!!!!!!!!! COCKFIGHTER..............press START.
You choose from 50 fighting cocks, each with special moves, such as The Beak Of Death, The Feathered Ninja Attack, and The Fireballs Of Coamo. You fight other cocks in different cockfighting rings. You train your cock and pit them in a fight to the death. The last boss is a genetically engineered behemoth of a cock called King Cock, who escaped Picu, and is out for revenge. Here's a pic of King Cock:
http://www.webspawner.com/users/sfgfasgfs/dhghg.jpg
This games gonna make me a rich bastard. Streetfighter, Mortal Kombat, Fatal Fury- They're gonna look like a junior high school fight. Cockfighter is gonna blow them all away!!!!!!!