meLo
11th December 2003, 04:41 PM
Eight Words With Two Meanings:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a
fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a
family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while
out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking
beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self
expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
Male..Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do
it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
Male......A device for scanning through all 375
channels every 5 minutes
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a
fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a
family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while
out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking
beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self
expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
Male..Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do
it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
Male......A device for scanning through all 375
channels every 5 minutes