Yankees ahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meLo]

Yankees closest to East lead since Aug. 29

N.Y. trails division-leading Boston by 1½ games after 9-5 win over D-Rays


http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050915/050915_arod_hmed_8p.hmedium.jpg


que Boston se ajuste bien La medias, que jugamos en contra de eLLos Los uLtimos juegos deLa seria reguLar... ;)



Let's go Yankess... cLap cLapcLap cLap!
Let's go Yankess... cLap cLapcLap cLap!
Let's go Yankess... cLap cLapcLap cLap!

[Grisette]

oLa don meL;)

[MO!]

ya saque el malvete de don cholito! pal carajo. bye.

[meLo]

oLa don meL;)
oLa grisette :wavey:


grrRrrrrrrrrrRrrrr:agree:






hoy es viernes y estoy nitroso ;)

[Javito]

no no no, que boston gane y peleen clevenland y los yankees por el wild card

[meLo]

no no no, que boston gane y peleen clevenland y los yankees por el wild card

Nope, Yankees ganan La division.

Lo Indios Ganan eL wiLd card...



bye bye Red Sox :D

[Mag0]

RedSox rulez !!!!!!!! queremos a los red sox en las finales. No sera lo mismo sin ellos

[Grisette]

Cuando usted no está nitroso????

...Prosigan con la pelota


bye!
oLa grisette :wavey:


grrRrrrrrrrrrRrrrr:agree:






hoy es viernes y estoy nitroso ;)

[meLo]

perate perate, enLa peLota se juega con trocha y bates... ;)

[Slipknotac]

Nope, Yankees ganan La division.

Lo Indios Ganan eL wiLd card...



bye bye Red Sox :D

Sigue soñando meLo..................Yankees no llegan!!! Se batallan el wild card con cleveland!!!

[meLo]

^ chacho se te esta haciendo eL boton chispa....:D

mera entrate aLa Liga deL monkey ;)

[Haunted]

Da' Tribe ahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiií !!!

[meLo]

^ yo estuve eL otro dia cuando Le ganaron a Los A's con eL cuadranguLar de Belliard...

pero mano, con to y eso que estan ganando eL parque no se esta LLenando.

[bam margera]

let's go yankees

[Haunted]

En Cleveland la gente se acostumbró al equipo de los 90's y ganar la división desde que empezaba la temporada.

Deja que sigan viendo a esos "nenes" ganar y verás como aumenta.

Y ni hablar si entran éste año ...

[Mag0]

Cleveland era mi equipo preferido alla cuando estaba:
Alomar con Vizquel ahhh que clase cuadro
Jim Thome
Lofton
Manny Ramirez ahh que caballote en cleveland
el cabron de Justice
que cuadro cabron lastima que el pitcheo nunca lo tuvieron

[meLo]

a mi me gusta eL nucLeo de jugadores que tienen.
especialmente Martinez y Hafner. Prunk desde que Le dieron eL boLazo como que a perdio un poco e confianza, pero eL miercoLes Lo enbasaron 3 veces corridas... ;)

Sizemore tambien me gusta su agresividad, en La defensa y ofensiva... eL chamaquito se ve bien humiLde y un gamer. No hace tanto se robo eL home sin tener que desLizarse...

eL Wickman ese no me convence mucho but hes been getting the job done.
Pito Hernandez con su pendejaita monga produce cuando Lo juegan, eL bret boone no me convence con eL bate, pero su guante son otros 20.

Belliard, ese tipo engaña a cuaLquiera. eL cabron es rapido, tiene buen brazo y eL cabron pone La boLa por to eL parke....

[meLo]

btw: se me oLvido mencionar, eL miLLwood ha pichao super bien, sin embargo tiene un maLa suerte cabrona... eL tipo pichea 7 entradas y pierde 2-1 1-0. eL equipo noLe batea...

cuando CC pichea, Lo jaLtan a paLos, sin embargo eL equipo ese dia se Luce dando paLo...

[Mag0]

El cabron viejo Wickman ese ta cerrando par de juegos, es frio y caliente. Cuando fue iniciador y setup pitcher no duraba mas de 1 entra y media despues lo jaltaban a palos. Por eso que se quede de closer que es dificil conseguir uno en lo que.

[Haunted]

melo, los Indios son un EQUIPO, esa es la diferencia y de ahí el éxito.

[Javito]

cleveland no va para ningun lado

[Mag0]

Dios quiera que ganen me gusta ese equipo, exacto son un EQUIPO no son estrellistas jugando para si mismos

[kitty9ball]

Cleveland era mi equipo preferido alla cuando estaba:
Alomar con Vizquel ahhh que clase cuadro
Jim Thome
Lofton
Manny Ramirez ahh que caballote en cleveland
el cabron de Justice
que cuadro cabron lastima que el pitcheo nunca lo tuvieron
Segun escuche Manny Ramirez se va el año que viene pa los Mets.

Anyway, GO BOSTON!!

[Killer Queen]

ESTO LO ENCONTRE EN LA PAGINA DE LOS RED SOX CUANDO GANARON LA SERIE MUNDIAL EN 2004:

"A Red Sox Fan's Prayer"

Our Red Sox, who art in Fenway; Johnny be thy name; Thy bat is swung; Thoust hits homeruns; In the Bronx, against the Yankees; Give us this day our 30 rack of Bud; and forgive us our rioting; as we forgive those who rioted along with us; and lead us not into degradation; but deliver us a World Series. Amen.

Remember - The Red Sox are all about Baseball. The yankees are all about business. It WAS SWEET kicking their tails THIS year!

LET'S GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slipknotac]

ESTO LO ENCONTRE EN LA PAGINA DE LOS RED SOX CUANDO GANARON LA SERIE MUNDIAL EN 2004:

"A Red Sox Fan's Prayer"

Our Red Sox, who art in Fenway; Johnny be thy name; Thy bat is swung; Thoust hits homeruns; In the Bronx, against the Yankees; Give us this day our 30 rack of Bud; and forgive us our rioting; as we forgive those who rioted along with us; and lead us not into degradation; but deliver us a World Series. Amen.

Remember - The Red Sox are all about Baseball. The yankees are all about business. It WAS SWEET kicking their tails THIS year!

LET'S GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, GO BOSTON!!


Pa meLo :)

[Haunted]

Get with the program ... Da Tribe 2005 ... bitches !!!

[Javito]

Cleveland encima de NY por .5 juegos nada mas en el wild card, :eek:

[meLo]

yeah y estamos soLo a 1 1/2 medio debajo deLo RedSox ;)

nos vamos a quedaL con eL East, y cLeveLand con eL CentraL :D

boston pa ningun Lao es que es...

[Javito]

yeah y estamos soLo a 1 1/2 medio debajo deLo RedSox ;)

nos vamos a quedaL con eL East, y cLeveLand con eL CentraL :D

boston pa ningun Lao es que es...
4.5 juegos de ventaja, eso es lo que tiene Chicago, cleveland solo llega por el wild card, si tienen suerte.
aunque los prefiero a ellos que NY

[neurotic poet]

ja ahora mencionan a los yankees,anyway


yo voy a Boston y Cleveland por el wildcard:smash:





aunke todavia sigo sin mi dish :(

[neurotic poet]

Cleveland era mi equipo preferido alla cuando estaba:
Alomar con Vizquel ahhh que clase cuadro
Jim Thome
Lofton
Manny Ramirez ahh que caballote en cleveland
el cabron de Justice
que cuadro cabron lastima que el pitcheo nunca lo tuvieron
acho ese equipo estaba cabron :( ,me acuerdo del comeback super cabron q una vez le hicieron a Seattle q despues de estar perdiendo 12 a 0 ganaron,pero no se puede negar q el equipo de ahora es joven y bueno

[kitty9ball]

The Curse of the Bambino is broken!!! GO RED SOX GO!!

[Mag0]

mano a yo llore cuando rompieron ese cuadro de alomar y vizquel ese era el duo perfecto :( yo veia siempre los juegos para ver los doble play's de esos dos. Alomar jugaba sin ganas despues cuando lo cambiaron, esos dias alomar jugaba por jugar no por chavos, se notaba que lo que queria era divertirse haciendo jugadas bien cabronas con vizquel

[Haunted]

Cleveland ... a tres y medio ... :cool:

[RowdY]

yankeees suck'ssssssssssssssssssssss bn duro

[socotroco]

tengo que admitir que el que, en una semana, los yankees hayan ganado DOS juegos con marcador de 1-0 preocupa un poco :mad:

[westsider]

The Curse of the Bambino is broken!!! GO RED SOX GO!!

SOX WERE NEVER CURSED THEY JUST SUCKED FOR 86 YEARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Haunted]

... if you wanna talk about curses, how about the "Wild Card Curse" that's been hitting the Yankees asses the last few seasons.

[meLo]

Yankees ahi! :D

[Slipknotac]

Honestamente yo pienso este es el año de St. Louis

Pujols, Rolen, Walker.............to's vienen a matar!!!


I still cheer for my Sox's :)

[Haunted]

Yankees ahi! :D... ahí, a uno y medio de Cleveland buajajajajaja.


:cool:

[meLo]

... ahí, a uno y medio de Cleveland buajajajajaja.


:cool:
y a uno y medio de boston paLa division... ;)

[Javito]

Aqui esta el wild card standing!! Sufran!!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/Javi101/Standiongs.jpg

[Slipknotac]

y a uno y medio de boston paLa division... ;)


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Killer Queen]

GOGOGOGO BOSOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :smash:

[meLo]

sLip a medio juego Lo Yankees na'ma.... :D


http://media.msnbc.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Sources/sourceAP.gif Updated: 11:52 p.m. ET Sept. 19, 2005

NEW YORK - The New York Yankees got one of their biggest hits all season from a most unlikely source.

Rarely used reserve Bubba Crosby led off the bottom of the ninth inning with his first home run this year, giving New York a 3-2 victory Monday night over the Baltimore Orioles.

About 40 minutes later, the rival Red Sox lost 8-7 at Tampa Bay, leaving the Yankees only a half-game out of first place in the AL East and tied with Boston in the loss column.





btw: eL jonted tiene que estar mas cuLeco que un pato con dos cuLos. Los Indios siguen ganando, que se cuide Chicago... ;)
(i wiLL try to get tickets for their Last series over here in cLeveLand)

[Haunted]

We're the pimple on your nose on the night of your date ... BUAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[meLo]

sLip diL aLgo poL favor! :D

[Slipknotac]

sLip diL aLgo poL favor! :D
casi lloro anoche, la noche empezo como debia haber terminado, yankees perdiendo y boston ganando, de momento se me jodio to' puñeta :(

[darkjose]

Los yankees me hacen lo que dice tu nombre . Los Yankees no van pa ningun lado . By the way , Lobos de Arecibo campeones 2005

[Javito]

boston va a ganar la division, aunque van a perder en los playoffs

[meLo]

^ Lay off the bong! :D

[Slipknotac]

chico si esto es de St. Louis................pero Go Sox's!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meLo]

st. Louis que se cuide de quien gane eL wiLcard....

sea houston, phiLLies or marLins van a ganar La nacionaL, nuff said! :D

[Slipknotac]

^^^^..........tu solo lo haces por llevarme la contratia condenacion.........maldita sea tus jodios yankees me tienen en un stress mortal....cambiando de canal a diestra y ciniestra....a ver si van perdiendo y/o ganando!!!


asi me la pase anoche, tengo el fucking league pass ese, ke esta caro pero la hace tengo un cojonal de juegos pa vel.

[meLo]

sLip jijijijijijijijiji :D


vite I kept my head up high aLL through those rough days...
ahora tengo que aprovechar que se acerca eL finaL strech y Le vamos a Limpiar eL pico en Boston... ;)

[Luismi]

Cleveland era mi equipo preferido alla cuando estaba:
Alomar con Vizquel ahhh que clase cuadro
Jim Thome
Lofton
Manny Ramirez ahh que caballote en cleveland
el cabron de Justice
que cuadro cabron lastima que el pitcheo nunca lo tuvierony sandy alomar de receptor.

[Slipknotac]

sLip jijijijijijijijiji :D


vite I kept my head up high aLL through those rough days...
ahora tengo que aprovechar que se acerca eL finaL strech y Le vamos a Limpiar eL pico en Boston... ;)

i still have faith on my RedSox's!!!

[westsider]

sLip a medio juego Lo Yankees na'ma.... :D







btw: eL jonted tiene que estar mas cuLeco que un pato con dos cuLos. Los Indios siguen ganando, que se cuide Chicago... ;)
(i wiLL try to get tickets for their Last series over here in cLeveLand)

Yo voy pa el Juego el Domingo en el yankee stadium :D Ultimo Juego en la casa grande del Bronx

[Javito]

Whew! The Chicago White Sox (http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=Chicago+White+Sox) and their nervous fans can take a deep breath — at least for the moment.
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The White Sox finally pulled one out Tuesday night, stopping their agonizing slide and beating the hard-charging Cleveland Indians (http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=Cleveland+Indians) 7-6 when Joe Crede hit his second homer of the game in the bottom of the 10th inning.

"This can do nothing but help our confidence," Crede said.

Chicago increased its AL Central lead to 3 1/2 games — it was 15 on Aug. 1 — and snapped the Indians' six-game winning streak. Cleveland lost for only the second time in 15 contests.

The series concludes Wednesday night, with Jon Garland (17-9) pitching for the White Sox against Scott Elarton (10-7).

"Whether we're playing the White Sox or Kansas City, we just have to win. This was one of the best games I've ever played in," Indians left fielder Coco Crisp said.

The rest of the playoff races remained tight. Boston blew out Tampa Bay 15-2 to stay a half-game ahead of the Yankees in the AL East. New York downed Baltimore 12-9, moving within a half-game of Cleveland in the wild-card chase. And the Los Angeles Angels maintained their 1 1/2-game edge over Oakland in the AL West as Bartolo Colon beat Texas 2-1 for his league-leading 20th win.

Colon (20-7) allowed only an unearned run and four hits in seven innings, becoming the first Angels pitcher to reach 20 wins since Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan in 1974.

At Chicago, Crede led off the 10th and drove a 1-0 pitch from David Riske (3-4) to left for his 19th homer. It was the fifth game-ending shot of his career and his first since last September against Kansas City.

"I've had other walk-off home runs, but they've either been earlier in the season or we were out of it," Crede said.

Dustin Hermanson (2-4) pitched a scoreless 10th for the victory in a back-and-forth game. The White Sox had dropped eight of 11.

Red Sox 15, Devil Rays 2

At St. Petersburg, Fla., David Ortiz hit his AL-leading 45th and 46th homers and drove in four runs to help Curt Schilling and the Red Sox hang onto first place in the AL East.

Manny Ramirez also homered twice to drive in three runs and join Ortiz, Trot Nixon and Jason Varitek with four hits. Boston finished with 21 hits and tied an AL record with four players with four apiece.

Schilling (7-8) improved to 2-3 in six starts since returning to the rotation on Aug. 25.

Yankees 12, Orioles 9

At New York, Gary Sheffield hit a grand slam and drove in six runs, Jorge Posada added a three-run homer and the Yankees kept the pressure on in a pair of playoff races.

Aaron Small (9-0) was not sharp, but didn't need to be. He became the first pitcher to win his first nine decisions for the Yankees since Tommy John in 1979.

New York has won eight of nine to climb 24 games above .500 for the first time this season.

Baltimore's Brian Roberts dislocated his left elbow while covering first base on a bunt, ending a breakout season for the second baseman.

Sufre MELO!!

[meLo]

^ bah, mis Yankees estamos ahi, y Los Indios Tambien...

siLo indios ganan hoy, they wiLL be in good shape. Los ulitmos 3 juegos son vs Los White Soxs aqui en cLeveLand... :D

[Haunted]

Still on top ...

[Slipknotac]

meLo vistes como boston man handled Tampa Bay anoche, Ortiz 2 hr, Manny 2hr.

shilling pitcho bien bello :)


Hoy por los yankees pitchea Randy asi ke vamos a ver y por boston pitchea bolita monga aka wakefield :D

[Xtrider]

No es por por querer presumir ni nada, pero posiblemente vaya al Fenway Park a presenciar la serie entre Yankees y Red Sox la semana q viene en fin de temporada.


Ojala y se deee

Aaron Small es la ojtia

[Slipknotac]

cabron, callate!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[Xtrider]

Los Sox tienen suerte q empezamos malisimo, y vinimos a enderezar hace 2 meses, si no, bendito, ya la div. estuviera asegura hace rato

[†MÅŠ€ÄR†]

Yankees dan asco… :dead:

[Xtrider]

Yankees dan asco… :dead:
Tas temblando ah titeron


Aaron Small es la ojtia,

[meLo]

eNano poL que vienes paLo estaits nuevamente?


tio sam te Lo va a poneL otra vez?

[†MÅŠ€ÄR†]

Tas temblando ah titeron


Aaron Small es la ojtia,Quiero esa serie y es ya… :D

[Xtrider]

eNano poL que vienes paLo estaits nuevamente?


tio sam te Lo va a poneL otra vez?
Voy pa Texas pa una escuela y si lo mas seguro me quede por alla bandolero.


Aaron Small y Shawn Chacon nos van a llevar a la Serie Mundial Melo

[Xtrider]

Quiero esa serie y es ya… :D
No te apures que lo mas seguro nos encontramos otra vez peleando el titulo de la liga americana.


A lo mejor voy pal Fenway a ver los yankess dandole pal de tundas a los sox

sufreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[†MÅŠ€ÄR†]

No te apures que lo mas seguro nos encontramos otra vez peleando el titulo de la liga americana.


A lo mejor voy pal Fenway a ver los yankess dandole pal de tundas a los sox

sufreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
¿Sufre?

¿Por que?


Pienso en el Fenway y me da nauseas, y sobre las tundas como que no entiendo pero puej eso lo vamos a ver….. :smash:

[meLo]

baja pa cLeveLand enano, te quedas en casa...:D

nos tiramos paLo pLayoff en cLeveLand...;)

eNano si tienes tarjeta miLitar entras gratis en Fenway...

[Slipknotac]

Voy pa Texas pa una escuela y si lo mas seguro me quede por alla bandolero.


Aaron Small y Shawn Chacon nos van a llevar a la Serie Mundial Melo

:smiley36:

No me hagas reir tu vistes la prendia ke le dimos a ese mamabicho????


Por favor, vistes el novatito ke Boston subio, papo ese nene tu veras va dar de ke hablar!!!!!!!!!!


Quiero la serie en fenway ya!!!!!!!!!!

[westsider]

[QUOTE=Xtrider]No es por por querer presumir ni nada, pero posiblemente vaya al Fenway Park a presenciar la serie entre Yankees y Red Sox la semana q viene en fin de temporada.


Ojala y se deee



esos tickets si que esta dificiles de encontrar y los que hay por el internet carisimos.

[Xtrider]

Yankees climb AL East.

Estamos medio juego arriba.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Infernos-Curse]

1st place, ahora falta mantenerlo :(

[meLo]

weeEEEEeee! enaNus estas mas cuLeco qeu un pato con dos cuLos...:D

Yankees ahi!


Pronk MVP ;)

[Xtrider]

weeEEEEeee! enaNus estas mas cuLeco qeu un pato con dos cuLos...:D

Yankees ahi!


Pronk MVP ;)
Estoy como pato con 2 culos en aguacero de bichos papa

[Haunted]

Cleveland todavía con el Wild YYYYYYYYYYYYYY a 2 1/2 de Chicago.

[Xtrider]

A-Rod MVP

Aaron Small Cy Young

Giambi Return of the year

[Eternal Warrior]

Xtrider Pato...

[Haunted]

A-Rod MVP

Aaron Small Cy Young

Giambi Return of the yearDrop the crack pipe.

[megapepe76]

Esos Yankees me lo maman. El fin de semana voy pa' Baltimore a apoyar a los Red Sox!!!! Viene que esto se pone interesante!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xtrider]

La temp. no se pudo poner mas cabrona.

Barry Bonds, te odio cabron.

Quiero que Boston entre a los playoffs anyway, obviamente de Wild Card. Payback time.

[megapepe76]

Barry Bonds, te odio cabron.


Yo tambien!! Horita estaba en el juego de los Nationals contra los Giants y el muy cabron metió un jonrón a lo zurdo en la segunda entrada y lo puso 2-0 y de ahí pa' lante empezó la leña para Washington, que hasta el pitcher de San Francisco, Henessy, metió un jonrón.....:mad:

[Infernos-Curse]

loco y que aaron smalls cy young que diablos tu fumas si alguien de ahi se lo merece es mariano rivera

[Xtrider]

loco y que aaron smalls cy young que diablos tu fumas si alguien de ahi se lo merece es mariano rivera
ay mi madre. No pienso decir nada mas. Hay gente que sencillamente no entienden.

[neurotic poet]

el return of the year tiene q ser para Griffey

[Slipknotac]

Xtrider mamalon, mas na te voa decir!!!!!!!!



:( :( :( :(


meLo nuevamente, estaba como los lokos cambiando canales, pa gritar como un loko cuanodo boston perdio la ventaja en el 8vo inning :mad:

[Infernos-Curse]

jaja que no entiendo, la carrera de Al cy young esta entre
bartolo colon y mariano rivera , sin mariano rivera sacandoles del hoyo los yankees no estarian ni en 4ta posicion

[westsider]

La temp. no se pudo poner mas cabrona.

Barry Bonds, te odio cabron.

Quiero que Boston entre a los playoffs anyway, obviamente de Wild Card. Payback time.

yo viviendo en el estado entre Boston y NY donde un hijo tuyo puede ser red sox y el otro yankee ...

Yo Deseo que Los Red Sox No vayan a los Playoffs:agree:

El Big Papi quiere ser MVP un jugador que solo le da a la bola por que ni primera base sabe jugar ...Bah!

[Javito]

A-Rod MVP

Aaron Small Cy Young

Giambi Return of the year
sigue soñando

[Slipknotac]

jaja que no entiendo, la carrera de Al cy young esta entre
bartolo colon y mariano rivera , sin mariano rivera sacandoles del hoyo los yankees no estarian ni en 4ta posicion

sarcasm ever heard about it?????

[Slipknotac]

yo viviendo en el estado entre Boston y NY donde un hijo tuyo puede ser red sox y el otro yankee ...

Yo Deseo que Los Red Sox No vayan a los Playoffs:agree:

El Big Papi quiere ser MVP un jugador que solo le da a la bola por que ni primera base sabe jugar ...Bah!

Mera so animal, informese, el a jugado primera, pero cogieron a John Olerud por su mejor fildeo, y Kevin Millar por su bate y fildeo so moron.

Si Ortiz da 4 home runs mas, y empuja 10 carreras mas, que seria 50 homeruns y 150 empujadas, sera el 2nd zurdo natural an hacer esto en la historia de la pelota.


Si debe peliar por el mvp, el es el ke a tenido este equipo ahi, y les a ganado un cojonal de juego con clutch hitting bestia!

[darkjose]

Primero que nada Mariano ya me apesta . Segundo , el Cy Young no esta ni cerca de Mariano . Tercero los Yankees no van a llegar a nada , soy fanatico de Boston y ni creoque ganen , ojala que si peropara mi elcampeon de este ano esta enla nacional .

[Xtrider]

sarcasm ever heard about it?????
Tu si entiendes.


Giambi return of the year.
Despuies de to lo que ha pasao, jugar esporadicamente en la primera parte de la temp. y volver en la 2 y dar 30 Hr y empujar sobre 80.

Mas que merecido.

[Infernos-Curse]

sarcasm ever heard about it?????

what the fuck is that :confused:

[Slipknotac]

Tu si entiendes.


Giambi return of the year.
Despuies de to lo que ha pasao, jugar esporadicamente en la primera parte de la temp. y volver en la 2 y dar 30 Hr y empujar sobre 80.

Mas que merecido.Ken Griffey Jr. mas na voa decir! ;)

what the fuck is that :confused:
no se tampoco :)

[Infernos-Curse]

ojala fuese ken griffey pero lamentablemente ya ah caido en los impedidos 2 veces ya y no volvera a jugar por lo que queda de esta temporada ya que lo van a operar

[Slipknotac]

ojala fuese ken griffey pero lamentablemente ya ah caido en los impedidos 2 veces ya y no volvera a jugar por lo que queda de esta temporada ya que lo van a operar
yo no se, es como ke muy fragil mano, ese tipo estaria por los 600 homeruns hace tiempito, si no se hubiera lastimado, y mano el tipo tiene un power natural y un swing lindo.

Rapido, era terrible, pero esas lesiones violentas lo han jodio.

[Infernos-Curse]

eso le pasa por maldecir a los yankees por tantos años :D

[Xtrider]

Giambi dejo de ir a GNC y le fue mejor. El Animal Pak lo tenia jodio. Y las batidas esas de proteinas en realidad lo q hicieorn fue q ganara peso. mas na,

[Slipknotac]

Giambi dejo de ir a GNC y le fue mejor. El Animal Pak lo tenia jodio. Y las batidas esas de proteinas en realidad lo q hicieorn fue q ganara peso. mas na,
yo creo el le vendio to eso a David Ortiz, tu has vistos los palos de esa bestia????

y los da como si na, y lo ke debe joder al pitcher el hijoeputa camina, el sabe ke la boto y arranca suavecito a correr las bases...jajajajaja

[darkjose]

yo no se, es como ke muy fragil mano, ese tipo estaria por los 600 homeruns hace tiempito, si no se hubiera lastimado, y mano el tipo tiene un power natural y un swing lindo.

Rapido, era terrible, pero esas lesiones violentas lo han jodio.Yo te avisoque hubiese pasado si Griffey no se hubiese lesionado tanto . No habria Barry Bonds que valga , Griffey se lo iba a comer . El era el A-Rod de sus tiempos .

[Slipknotac]

Yo te avisoque hubiese pasado si Griffey no se hubiese lesionado tanto . No habria Barry Bonds que valga , Griffey se lo iba a comer . El era el A-Rod de sus tiempos .
Muy cierto, pero mano esas mierdas pasan, Kirby Pucket no se jodio un ojo?

Buen jonronero. Hoy estas bien, y mañana te jodiste algo, operaciones y se te fue el avion de tu carrera en un abrir y cerrar de ojos.

[westsider]

Mera so animal, informese, el a jugado primera, pero cogieron a John Olerud por su mejor fildeo, y Kevin Millar por su bate y fildeo so moron.

Si Ortiz da 4 home runs mas, y empuja 10 carreras mas, que seria 50 homeruns y 150 empujadas, sera el 2nd zurdo natural an hacer esto en la historia de la pelota.


Si debe peliar por el mvp, el es el ke a tenido este equipo ahi, y les a ganado un cojonal de juego con clutch hitting bestia!

Eso mismo dije que ni primera base sabe jugar por eso lo sacaron....ahora es solo un DH un MVP Para mi dberia ser el que sepa fieldear y darle a la bola tambien pero por que bota un Home run pa ganar un juego de chiripa Bah !

[westsider]

Para MI A-Rod es un mejor candidato para el MVP

[Slipknotac]

Eso mismo dije que ni primera base sabe jugar por eso lo sacaron....ahora es solo un DH un MVP Para mi dberia ser el que sepa fieldear y darle a la bola tambien pero por que bota un Home run pa ganar un juego de chiripa Bah !
Si A-rod esta cabron y pa mi es el mejor hoy por hoy.

Pero creeme Ortiz no la bota de chiripa, carajo hay ke ser close minded o bien fanatico. Ese macho tiene power, y lee bien es un CLUTCH HITTER por eso tiene tantas empujadas ademas de sus homeruns obviamente, mano esta bateando with runners in scoring position over 300, eso es o no es fucking clutch hitting?

No gana el mvp jamas y nunca, pero no debe ser descartado tampoco!

[westsider]

Si A-rod esta cabron y pa mi es el mejor hoy por hoy.

Pero creeme Ortiz no la bota de chiripa, carajo hay ke ser close minded o bien fanatico. Ese macho tiene power, y lee bien es un CLUTCH HITTER por eso tiene tantas empujadas ademas de sus homeruns obviamente, mano esta bateando with runners in scoring position over 300, eso es o no es fucking clutch hitting?

No gana el mvp jamas y nunca, pero no debe ser descartado tampoco!
Vez Ahora estamos Hablando

[darkjose]

Odio a A-Rod por ser Yankee . Pero hay que decir la verdad , ese tipo es lo mejor que hay ahora mismo y hara que Barry Bonds celebre solo unos poco anos su record si es que Barry lo rompe y si es que Arod sigue sano .

[HEROES & VILLAINS]

Odio a A-Rod por ser Yankee . Pero hay que decir la verdad , ese tipo es lo mejor que hay ahora mismo y hara que Barry Bonds celebre solo unos poco anos su record si es que Barry lo rompe y si es que Arod sigue sano .
A-Rod is the new Yankee curse!!!!!!!!!


GO Red Sox

[darkjose]

A-Rod is the new Yankee curse!!!!!!!!!


GO Red Soxjajaja si , GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Infernos-Curse]

Bueno NY acaba de ganar denuevo aunque les veo las posibilidades bien pocas creo que si tienen un break los indios destruyen a los whitesox y ellos se llevan el wild card

[Darth Truder]

solo una cosa:

http://www.alamoflag.com/alamoflag/Images/SportFlags/mlb/58301_full.jpg


Y seguimos despegando en el Wild Card... White Sox, You're Next.

[neurotic poet]

Griffey perdera el resto de la temporada pero debe de ser el return of the year,bateo 300,mas de 30 cuadrangulares y sobre 90 empujadas,creo q hacia como 4 o 5 a~os q no ponia esos numeros ni jugaba tantos juegos.

[Slipknotac]

A-Rod is the new Yankee curse!!!!!!!!!


GO Red Sox

hay pol favor mamame el mismisimo bicho!!!!!!!!! :)



toy bien loko, llegue del show de Tavu y Perro Enfermo y los huesos en rumba!!!! :smash:

[Haunted]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2005/09/23/8btSgKek.jpg


... 1½ back, bitches.

[meLo]

2 of puerto rico's finest pLayers...

http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/images/2005/09/22/kluC7jAY.jpg


back in first pLace...:D

[Slipknotac]

falta, vamos a ver *crosses his fingers*

[Joseypr]

Esto lo encontre por ahi para molestar a alguien pero ya que veo este thread pues decidi molestar a dos o tres por aqui... ENJOY!!! ;)

Little Johnny's Dad

It's career day in elementry school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class.

'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sex acts on them.'

The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.

Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for the Yankees.'



Who are the Yankees?

The Yankees are the French of Major League Baseball. Arrogant, condesending, self-important. A former power who can not accept mediocrity.




Riddle

Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.




Yankee Stamps

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.




Yankee Fans on a Bike

Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.




Yankee fans and Sperm

Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.




Yankees in the Sand

Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.




Dead Dog and a Yankee Fan

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.




Birth Control

Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.




Two Bullets...

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!




Money saving tip for Yankees fans

rather than waste more money on yet another replica hat, simply strap a large rubber ***** to your head. It'll be perfectly obvious to everyone who you support.




New York Fans on a Bridge

Q: A Yankee fan and a Jet fan jump off of a bridge. Who falls first?
A: Who cares!?




Eyes lit up

Q: How do you get a Yankee fans eyes to light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear!




Driving with a Yankee fan

Q: Why is it good to be driving with a Yankee fan?
A: You can park in the handicap zone!




Big Foot and a Yankee fan

Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Yankee fan?
A: Big Foot has been cited before!




Yankee's quick humor

Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!




Fax from a Yankee fan

Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!




Yankee fans on your computer

Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan has been using your computer?
A: There is whiteout on your screen!




Steinbrenner is lying?

Q: How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying?
A: His lips are moving!




Yankees marketing department

Q: What's the biggest challenge for the Yankees marketing department?
A: Literacy!




Yankees players showering

Q: Why don't Yankees players shower after home games?
A: Becuase veryone will just assume it's the city that stinks!




Chuck Knoblauch and Michael Jackson

Q: What do Chuck Knoblauch and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove for no aparent reason!




Paul O'Neill in High School

Paul O'Neill is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Paulie says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say "give him another chance, give him another chance!"




Baseball Fans

Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked man with breasts lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead man out of respect and to cover his private parts until the cops arrive.

The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over his left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on his right breast and the third fan places his Yankees cap on his pubic area.

The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found his naked and covered him up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it.

However, when he lifted the Yankees cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Yankees cap once again and stared for a long time.

As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the man's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an asshole under a Yankees cap."




Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill For a bit of hanky panky Jill
came back With a very sore crack Jack must have been a Yankee




Sitting on a stool

Q: How do you get four Yankees to sit on a stool?
A: Turn it upside down!




Pee Wee Herman is a baseball fan?

Q:What baseball team does Pee Wee Herman like?
A:The Yankees




Darryl's Crack

Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot on Sunday and now has a crack in his big toe. This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.




Yankee Crack

Did you hear about Yankee stadium falling apart?
A huge beam fell through the deteriorating roof.
In fact, this was the first time the Yankees have had a problem with crack without it resulting in the suspension of a player.




Good ole Yogi

A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him.

Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.




Yankee IQ test

Q:what does your average yankee fan get on an i.q. test
A: Drool




Yankee hats

Q:why would an A's/Red Sox/Mets fan keep a yankee hat on the dashboard of his car?
A: so he can park in handicaped zones




Yankees and the Devil

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the rest of the great Yankees up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."

(on the topic:
Q: What happens to a baseball player who becomes blind
A: He becomes an umpire)




Pennant Fever

A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.

While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a sever offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!

With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my 1st wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping".

The cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.

The Yankees fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by himself), and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Yankee fan crying like a baby.

The Red Sox fan was the last up ( he had finished off the crate- given his allegiance, who could blame him), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have 2 wishes"

"Thanks, your most royal highness'" the Red Sox fan replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".

"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks..

To which the Red Sox fan replied... "Tie the Yankee fan to my back."




Team Pride

Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.
On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.

As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.

Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.

Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off .




Einstein at a Party

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!




Olympics in New York

(Not so much about the Yankees, but it sure explains the fans) In an attempt to influence the members of the International Olympic Committee on their choice of venue for the games in the year 2020, the organizers of New York City's bid have already drawn up an itinerary and schedule of events.

A copy has been obtained and is reproduced below.


OPENING CEREMONY

The Olympic flame will be ignited by a gasloine bomb thrown by a native of the city (preferably from the northern Manhanttan area), wearing the traditional costume of leather jacket, Yankee baseball cap and tattoo. It will burn for the duration of the games in a large armored truck sitting on the roof of the stadium.

THE EVENTS

In previous Olympic games, New Yorkers have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of athletes from NYC. These include:

* 100 METRES SPRINT *

Competitors will have to hold a VCR and a car stereo (one in each arm) and on the sound of the starting gun, a police dog will be released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.

* 400 METRES HURDLES *

As above but with added obstacles (ie. taxicabs, trash cans, backyard fences, shopping carts, ... etc.)

* HIGH JUMP *

Barbed wires like those used in state jails are added, electrifying is optional.

* HAMMER THROW *

Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most grevious bodily harm to members of the public within the time allowed.

* FENCING *

Crow bars, broken beer bottles and batons are used instead of swords.

* SHOOTING *

A strong challenge is expected from the local men in this event. The first target will be a moving armored truck. In the second round, competitors will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller or Stop 'N Go cashier. The final round requires competitors sitting inside a car and driving by a residential area to shoot at their targets.

* BOXING *

Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on a Super Bowl night. The husband will be given a bottle of wine while the wife will be told not to bring him any corkscrew when the New York Jets has just lost a touchdown. The bout will then commence.

* WRESTLING *

DWI and bomber suspects are to be let loose for 30 seconds before law enforcement officers storm in. Batons and handcuffs are not allowed in this event.

* CYCLING TIME TRIALS *

Competitors will be asked to go to a college campus and steal an expensive mountain bike owned by a hillbilly on his first trip away from home. All against the clock.

* CYCLING PURSUIT *

As above but the bike will be owned by a defensive line backer of the New York Jets, who will witness the theft.

* MODERN PENTATHLON *

Amended to include mugging, breaking-in, flashing, purse snapping and drug delivering.

* THE MARATHON *

A safe route has yet to be decided since it is not likely held in the Central Park. The competitors will be issued with sharp sticks and bags with which to pick up litter on their way round the course.

* SWIMMING *

Competitors will choose to be either thrown off from the Brooklyn bridge or thrown into the Whitewater. The first three survivors back will decide the medals.

* MENS 50KM WALK *

Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of Manhattan.

THE CLOSING CEREMONY

Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members from the drug dealers, abortion advocates and gay & lesbian groups, sychronized rock throwing and music by the Army Sex Scandal Band.

The Olympic flame will be extinguished by someone dropping an old washing machine onto it from the top floor of the apartment building next to the stadium.

The stadium will be then boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove all the copper piping and wiring, and the equipment such as the PA system, scoreboard, big screen ... etc.

[Slipknotac]

Clerean a Miguel Tejada MLB de any wrong doing, el mamabicho de Palmeiro dijo ke fue Tejada el ke le dio la cosa a la ke dio positivo, el muy cabron lo ke recibio fue una inyeccion de b-12. Le hicieron 3 random testing a tejada, y lo investigaron. Ke mal ke tu compañero de equipo haga esa puercada por no acceptar ke si uso esteroides!

[Haunted]

Palmeiro tiene la misma credibilidad que OJ Simpson.

[Slipknotac]

ta ganando boston vamoj a ver!

[Slipknotac]

Yankees Boston estan empate, Clveland 1 game ahead in wildcard race!

[neurotic poet]

Yankees Boston estan empate, Clveland 1 game ahead in wildcard race! go Boston and Cleveland:D donde carajo esta el post oficial de pelota:confused:

[HEROES & VILLAINS]

Esto lo encontre por ahi para molestar a alguien pero ya que veo este thread pues decidi molestar a dos o tres por aqui... ENJOY!!! ;)

Little Johnny's Dad

It's career day in elementry school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class.

'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sex acts on them.'

The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.

Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for the Yankees.'



Who are the Yankees?

The Yankees are the French of Major League Baseball. Arrogant, condesending, self-important. A former power who can not accept mediocrity.




Riddle

Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.




Yankee Stamps

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.




Yankee Fans on a Bike

Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.




Yankee fans and Sperm

Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.




Yankees in the Sand

Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.




Dead Dog and a Yankee Fan

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.




Birth Control

Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.




Two Bullets...

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!




Money saving tip for Yankees fans

rather than waste more money on yet another replica hat, simply strap a large rubber ***** to your head. It'll be perfectly obvious to everyone who you support.




New York Fans on a Bridge

Q: A Yankee fan and a Jet fan jump off of a bridge. Who falls first?
A: Who cares!?




Eyes lit up

Q: How do you get a Yankee fans eyes to light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear!




Driving with a Yankee fan

Q: Why is it good to be driving with a Yankee fan?
A: You can park in the handicap zone!




Big Foot and a Yankee fan

Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Yankee fan?
A: Big Foot has been cited before!




Yankee's quick humor

Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!




Fax from a Yankee fan

Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!




Yankee fans on your computer

Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan has been using your computer?
A: There is whiteout on your screen!




Steinbrenner is lying?

Q: How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying?
A: His lips are moving!




Yankees marketing department

Q: What's the biggest challenge for the Yankees marketing department?
A: Literacy!




Yankees players showering

Q: Why don't Yankees players shower after home games?
A: Becuase veryone will just assume it's the city that stinks!




Chuck Knoblauch and Michael Jackson

Q: What do Chuck Knoblauch and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove for no aparent reason!




Paul O'Neill in High School

Paul O'Neill is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Paulie says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say "give him another chance, give him another chance!"




Baseball Fans

Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked man with breasts lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead man out of respect and to cover his private parts until the cops arrive.

The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over his left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on his right breast and the third fan places his Yankees cap on his pubic area.

The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found his naked and covered him up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it.

However, when he lifted the Yankees cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Yankees cap once again and stared for a long time.

As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the man's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an asshole under a Yankees cap."




Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill For a bit of hanky panky Jill
came back With a very sore crack Jack must have been a Yankee




Sitting on a stool

Q: How do you get four Yankees to sit on a stool?
A: Turn it upside down!




Pee Wee Herman is a baseball fan?

Q:What baseball team does Pee Wee Herman like?
A:The Yankees




Darryl's Crack

Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot on Sunday and now has a crack in his big toe. This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.




Yankee Crack

Did you hear about Yankee stadium falling apart?
A huge beam fell through the deteriorating roof.
In fact, this was the first time the Yankees have had a problem with crack without it resulting in the suspension of a player.




Good ole Yogi

A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him.

Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.




Yankee IQ test

Q:what does your average yankee fan get on an i.q. test
A: Drool




Yankee hats

Q:why would an A's/Red Sox/Mets fan keep a yankee hat on the dashboard of his car?
A: so he can park in handicaped zones




Yankees and the Devil

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the rest of the great Yankees up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."

(on the topic:
Q: What happens to a baseball player who becomes blind
A: He becomes an umpire)




Pennant Fever

A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.

While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a sever offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!

With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my 1st wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping".

The cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.

The Yankees fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by himself), and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Yankee fan crying like a baby.

The Red Sox fan was the last up ( he had finished off the crate- given his allegiance, who could blame him), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have 2 wishes"

"Thanks, your most royal highness'" the Red Sox fan replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".

"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks..

To which the Red Sox fan replied... "Tie the Yankee fan to my back."




Team Pride

Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.
On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.

As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.

Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.

Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off .




Einstein at a Party

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!




Olympics in New York

(Not so much about the Yankees, but it sure explains the fans) In an attempt to influence the members of the International Olympic Committee on their choice of venue for the games in the year 2020, the organizers of New York City's bid have already drawn up an itinerary and schedule of events.

A copy has been obtained and is reproduced below.


OPENING CEREMONY

The Olympic flame will be ignited by a gasloine bomb thrown by a native of the city (preferably from the northern Manhanttan area), wearing the traditional costume of leather jacket, Yankee baseball cap and tattoo. It will burn for the duration of the games in a large armored truck sitting on the roof of the stadium.

THE EVENTS

In previous Olympic games, New Yorkers have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of athletes from NYC. These include:

* 100 METRES SPRINT *

Competitors will have to hold a VCR and a car stereo (one in each arm) and on the sound of the starting gun, a police dog will be released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.

* 400 METRES HURDLES *

As above but with added obstacles (ie. taxicabs, trash cans, backyard fences, shopping carts, ... etc.)

* HIGH JUMP *

Barbed wires like those used in state jails are added, electrifying is optional.

* HAMMER THROW *

Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most grevious bodily harm to members of the public within the time allowed.

* FENCING *

Crow bars, broken beer bottles and batons are used instead of swords.

* SHOOTING *

A strong challenge is expected from the local men in this event. The first target will be a moving armored truck. In the second round, competitors will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller or Stop 'N Go cashier. The final round requires competitors sitting inside a car and driving by a residential area to shoot at their targets.

* BOXING *

Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on a Super Bowl night. The husband will be given a bottle of wine while the wife will be told not to bring him any corkscrew when the New York Jets has just lost a touchdown. The bout will then commence.

* WRESTLING *

DWI and bomber suspects are to be let loose for 30 seconds before law enforcement officers storm in. Batons and handcuffs are not allowed in this event.

* CYCLING TIME TRIALS *

Competitors will be asked to go to a college campus and steal an expensive mountain bike owned by a hillbilly on his first trip away from home. All against the clock.

* CYCLING PURSUIT *

As above but the bike will be owned by a defensive line backer of the New York Jets, who will witness the theft.

* MODERN PENTATHLON *

Amended to include mugging, breaking-in, flashing, purse snapping and drug delivering.

* THE MARATHON *

A safe route has yet to be decided since it is not likely held in the Central Park. The competitors will be issued with sharp sticks and bags with which to pick up litter on their way round the course.

* SWIMMING *

Competitors will choose to be either thrown off from the Brooklyn bridge or thrown into the Whitewater. The first three survivors back will decide the medals.

* MENS 50KM WALK *

Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of Manhattan.

THE CLOSING CEREMONY

Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members from the drug dealers, abortion advocates and gay & lesbian groups, sychronized rock throwing and music by the Army Sex Scandal Band.

The Olympic flame will be extinguished by someone dropping an old washing machine onto it from the top floor of the apartment building next to the stadium.

The stadium will be then boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove all the copper piping and wiring, and the equipment such as the PA system, scoreboard, big screen ... etc.



ESTO ESTA BUENO SE LO VOY A MANDAR A MI YANKEE FAN PRIMA
GO REDSOX

[Javito]

ahora se puso interesante!!

[megapepe76]

Yeah baby yeah!!!!! Yo estuve en ese juego de Boston en Baltimore ayer y el estadio se iba a caer, cuando en medio de gritos de "Let's go Red Sox", empezaron a gritar: "Yankees suck, yankees suck"!!! hehehe

[Slipknotac]

ya mismito empieza los juegos woooohoo ;)

[Javito]

cleveland por encima de boston por medio juego nada mas

[meLo]

Yeah baby yeah!!!!! Yo estuve en ese juego de Boston en Baltimore ayer y el estadio se iba a caer, cuando en medio de gritos de "Let's go Red Sox", empezaron a gritar: "Yankees suck, yankees suck"!!! hehehe
ve aL de hoy, mañana o pasao...;)

3 tundas mas Le vamos a dar aLo OrioLes...:D



Yankees ahi, Les guste no Les guste!!!!!

[Slipknotac]

ta ganando boston el primero de un doble header contra toronto!

[cajandro]

los red sox perdieron el 2ndo juego ayer como unos pendejos.......

[meLo]

the time has come!!!!!!


Lightning doesn't strike in the same pLace twice...:)


RedSox, Lo que hay morciLLa Yankee na ma :D

[Xtrider]

y todo se reduce a esto

3 juegos.

Red Sox tienen q barrer pa evitar ir al Yankee Stadium a un juego decisivo

[meLo]

yup! Yankees ahi...






puLso fuckers some months ago:

"Yankees suck, esto y Lo otro..."

Yo como nunca, stopped beLieving: Yankess motheL Fucking ahi!

[Xtrider]

Aaron Small es la fucking ostia.

Melo manana pitchea Big Unit. 4-0 vs. Red Sox este a~o.

A llover los pal,os en el Fenway.
tenemos a Giambi saludable.

[Slipknotac]

ustedes dos kemucha mierda hablan eh?...jajajajajaja..saludos meLo y al enanus :)

[meLo]

ustedes dos kemucha mierda hablan eh?...jajajajajaja..saludos meLo y al enanus :)
sip sip aja...

mucha mierda que habLamos... sip yo era eL que decia queLo mis Yankees no iban pa ningun Lao... :rolleyes:


a true fan never Looses hope untiL that 27th out...;)

we onLy need 1 win the guarantee a tie, 2 wins wiLL give us the division :D

Hoy ganamos y por peLa...
Aca (cLeveLand) este weekend se activa eL Yankee mania...
to eL mundo apoyando aLo Yankees...:smash:

[Slipknotac]

esto esta por verse!!!!



sip sip aja...

mucha mierda que habLamos... sip yo era eL que decia queLo mis Yankees no iban pa ningun Lao... :rolleyes:


a true fan never Looses hope untiL that 27th out...;)

we onLy need 1 win the guarantee a tie, 2 wins wiLL give us the division :D

Hoy ganamos y por peLa...
Aca (cLeveLand) este weekend se activa eL Yankee mania...
to eL mundo apoyando aLo Yankees...:smash:

[Haunted]

This is it ... Da Tribe ... its destiny ... let's f'in go !!!

[neurotic poet]

Boston se llevo el primero hoy 5 a 3 :D

[Leonardo Del Cabro]

Yankees Ahí!!!

[kitty9ball]

Boston se llevo el primero hoy 5 a 3 :D

atukitiiiiii

eso es!!!

[Slipknotac]

quien gano el primero ah..ah..ah..ah

[Javito]

The Red Sox and Yankees lead Cleveland by one game in the AL wild-card race after the Indians lost 3-2 in 13 innings to the Chicago White Sox (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/chw/).

jajajajajajajajajajajajaja

[megapepe76]

ViejoLo, se empató esta pendejá.......tus mulos se van a tener que ir a pescar durante el mes de octubre hehehehe

[meLo]

No jodimos ayer, pero hoy es redemption... ;)


Yo estuve en eL juego de cLeveLand, y ufff que jodio maraton pa morir enLa oriLLa...
Lo Indios perdieron sendo break enLa 9na. Bases Loaded and just 1 out.

[megapepe76]

Contra eso de anoche sí que fue un maratón!! Yo creo que hoy y mañana se va a poder cortar la tensión con un cuchillo, en los dos parques. Para mí el escenario ideal sería que Boston y Cleveland entren, y que los Yankees se queden fuera, pero como sea ha sido uno de los mejores final de temporada desde que yo soy fanatico del baseball!

[Javito]

No jodimos ayer, pero hoy es redemption... ;)


Yo estuve en eL juego de cLeveLand, y ufff que jodio maraton pa morir enLa oriLLa...
Lo Indios perdieron sendo break enLa 9na. Bases Loaded and just 1 out.
por eso es que no merecen llegar a los playoffs :smash:

[meLo]

onLy I'm saying: I toLd ya so...


Yankees ahi! :D


aLo Indios Le dio frio oLimpico...:sad:

[meLo]

por eso es que no merecen llegar a los playoffs :smash:

yup, your right! :rolleyes:

we took the east division, and there's no stoping us now....





RedSox Who?




Yankees ahi!

[Haunted]

Ok, la que hay ...


NY le gana a Boston mañana y Cleveland hace lo propio con Chicago.

Juego decisivo el Lunes entre Cleveland y Boston.


... See ya in the playoffs :D

[Droga]

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=251001102

Donde estan los non-believers?! :D :D :D

[Javito]

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=251001102

Donde estan los non-believers?! :D :D :D y todo es culpa de cleveland por perder contra chicago :smash:

Under baseball rules, the Yankees (95-66) clinched the division over Boston (94-67) because of Cleveland's loss to Chicago in the AL Central. The loss by the Indians (93-68) eliminated the possibility of a three-way tie -- and an unprecedented two-game, three-team tiebreaker -- and gave New York the East because the Yankees clinched the season series against Boston, 10-8.

[Haunted]

Ay ya, el equipo del negro con la culpa y to' ...

[Droga]

Ah!! Y saluditos a Raiza y a Slipknotac.. :wavey: