pregunto...

[meLo]

A quien Le dieron, Le interesa o Le van a dar eL Libro?

[Haunted]

Eh ... MOD ... is that you ... :confused:

[meLo]

viene vamos a tirar chistes:


Mickey Mouse took Minnie Mouse to court Last week.

Once in court the judge asked Mickey:

"so you are here because you think Minnie is crazy?"

"No, Sir" Micky repLied.
" I'm here because I want a divorce from Minnie, because she is fucking goofy"

:D

[meLo]

Unsafe at Any Speed

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday...

His wife told him, "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package on the driveway...

When she opened the package, she found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

[meLo]

The Gay Man & The Black Man

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Atlanta sat a huge
black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and
obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.




After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few
words to the big black man.




Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"




At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and
smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.
He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him
bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.




Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black
man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to
you?"





"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job."

[Hipérbole]

meLo, en este foro solo hay espacio para un incoherente... su nombre es MOD y con él ya es más que suficiente. Gracias... :)

[Infernos-Curse]

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[meLo]

meLo, en este foro solo hay espacio para un incoherente... su nombre es MOD y con él ya es más que suficiente. Gracias... :)
okay, I'm sowry...:o

[meLo]

Infernos the 80's ruLed...;)

[RadioActiva]

Ay eso es pa que le pregunten : que libro? y el te conteste algo como..."ese queso conmigo!"

[meLo]

Ay eso es pa que le pregunten : que libro? y el te conteste algo como...eL Libro con La instrucciones de romperte La estrias deL cuLo...


pero esa contestacion es como paL GORdo, Bam, Droga, BassrebeL, XEMO etc...

no para ti RA por que tu eres una pro y eres de cabo rojo ;)

[RadioActiva]

Jeje, bueno que me pase, por sabelotodo.