Reasons why the U.S. is going to war with Iraq......

Jersey Boy · #1 19th December 2002, 01:58 AM

1. Iraq is secretly developing it's most horrible weapon: Crystal Pepsi.

2. The U.S.A. wants to test it's latest hi-tech weapon: Voltron.

3. Disney can open up a new park after it wipes out Iraq, with it's newest ride: Jihad Mountain.

4. Saddam's moustache is attacking small animals and children.

5. Bush thinks that if he attacks Iraq, God will forgive him for all the cocaine he's done in the past.

InSaNe FuKkEr · #2 19th December 2002, 02:00 AM

yo kreia ke tenia ke ver algo kon los Ninjas...

DarkDraco · #3 19th December 2002, 02:04 AM

verdad........y la crystal pepsi eso es viejoooooo

.l. DEMONA .l. · #4 19th December 2002, 02:06 AM

ok....

Sr Papa · #5 19th December 2002, 02:07 AM

chocolatina

Tary · #6 19th December 2002, 02:10 AM

dah!!

ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! · #7 19th December 2002, 02:25 AM

tan asesino esta el jodio bigote ese...!!!

Zeroburns · #8 19th December 2002, 02:40 AM

YOOO JERSY YOU LITTLE FAG WHY YOU WERE HIDDING I THOUGHT YOU GOT A CAP ON YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER ME.......

Jersey Boy · #9 19th December 2002, 01:31 PM

Ninja remembers you...........................
I thought you ran away like a little sissy. Guess you came back looking for pain, huh?

PoundHound · #10 19th December 2002, 03:18 PM

Para que canten
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Here's a tune to brighten your day, sung to the tune:
"If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Tomado prestado de Preurbano.com

DEMENTE · #11 19th December 2002, 03:45 PM

EU ATACARA A IRAK POR LA ESPINITA QUE TIENE TODAVIA DEL BOMBAZO QUE LE METIERON JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. OSAMA IS GOD

ACID BURN · #12 19th December 2002, 03:51 PM

A QUICK QUESTION
IS NINJA GOING TO THE WAR?????

Jersey Boy · #13 19th December 2002, 05:23 PM

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I did not find your "Osama is God" comment funny. Alot of innocent lives, including 300 Puerto Ricans, lost their lives that day. If you appluad that, go ahead, it's your opinion. But what if it was your mother, sister, father, etc., working there that day, trying to earn money to feed you and give you what you want, and some terrorist asshole comes over and blows up the building, killing him or her too? I may not agree with some of the U.S. policies, but I definitely don't agree with the loss of innocent life.

¤GHØ§T_IN_THE_§HELL¤ · #14 19th December 2002, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jersey Boy

2. The U.S.A. wants to test it's latest hi-tech weapon: Voltron.

Why Voltron? Better send Robotech.

lucy- forever · #15 19th December 2002, 05:46 PM

war on irak for dummies: irak has nothing to do with 9/ 11so far there simply is no proof.
saudi arabia has more ties but hell those guys are rich and our friends Irak has OIL OIL money war money its al the same shit wev work for them multinational corporations rule thge earth bush is their CEO ....

Jersey Boy · #16 19th December 2002, 05:52 PM

I heard Iraq wants to bring back ALF on t.v.. So...........how many nukes will it take to destroy Iraq?

Phantom of the Opera · #17 19th December 2002, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jersey Boy
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I did not find your "Osama is God" comment funny. Alot of innocent lives, including 300 Puerto Ricans, lost their lives that day. If you appluad that, go ahead, it's your opinion. But what if it was your mother, sister, father, etc., working there that day, trying to earn money to feed you and give you what you want, and some terrorist asshole comes over and blows up the building, killing him or her too? I may not agree with some of the U.S. policies, but I definitely don't agree with the loss of innocent life.

Then Osama and God Can be the same Shit!! Maybe!
But Bush Is Not God!!!
Nor Osama!!
So Osama is the Same shit of Bush!!!
So Both Are Gods!!!
And In This Wragods!!
We Are The Ones Who Lose!!
Well, Ninjas Are The Gods!!!

lucy- forever · #18 19th December 2002, 05:59 PM

Its is really irrelevant who these people chose as their next target this war has been in the making a long time ago 9 / 11 is just an excuse to expand their global power increasing more hostility towards americans but hey we need more disney land !

Jersey Boy · #19 19th December 2002, 06:09 PM

What we need is a Ninja Theme Park. Ah, I can see it now: The Ninja Mountain of Doom, Dunk the Samurai, and the greatest Ninja ride of all: "Ninja-Piss-In-Your-Pants-Scary-As-Fuck-10,000mph-Shuriken-Express-Of-Doom..................................ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!