jokes!!!!!

[Xtina]

Crazy people talk

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

jijijijijajajjaaj....stupid I know...estoy aburrida

[Javito]

jejejejeejejeje, estuvo gracioso

[Chilanga Banda]

jajajajajaja que charro.....pero ta' cool

[Xtina]

Good & bad news

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"

Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."

[Chilanga Banda]

Originally Posted by Xtina

Good & bad news

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"

Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."

^ LOL

[Xtina]

How old are you?

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

E-

[Javito]

Originally Posted by Xtina

How old are you?

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

E-

jajajajajajajajajajajaajajajja, este si q esta bueno

[Xtina]

I have bad and very bad news

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Oye pongan uds tambien ........

[bonrod]

de donde los sacara?

[She says]

Here's a few really bad jokes...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front door?
A: Matt

Q: How about one in your mailbox?
A: Bill

Q: One in the middle of the ocean?
A: Bob

Q: One on your living room wall?
A: Art

[nokturnopr]

Originally Posted by She says

Here's a few really bad jokes...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front door?
A: Matt

Q: How about one in your mailbox?
A: Bill

Q: One in the middle of the ocean?
A: Bob

Q: One on your living room wall?
A: Art

ESE ES EL NOMBRE DE MI NOVIECITO

[Behemoth]

Estos chistecitos de mierda.... me están pelando la cabeza del bicho...!!!!!!!!!!

[meLo]

Les hago un chiste aLrevez?

[Miss_imperfect]

jajjajajjajaja nice

Originally Posted by Xtina

Crazy people talk

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"